Camp ABC, Sharpe Reservation, Fishkill, New
York.
My first stop and a BIG learning experience. The job description didn't
sound all that bad - take care of some girls aged 11 to 12 from lower
socio-economic families (to be politically correct) in New York City.
Okay, I might have been a little naive at the beginning of camp but
I certainly wasn't by the end!
Some of those girls were really tough. Defensive like you would never
believe. They pushed and pushed and I had never been so stressed out
in my life.
Despite all this, I believe it was a great life experience. I learned
more about New York and American culture through those kids, spent 2
months in the outdoors, and certainly learned where my limitations lie.
Besides, it wasn't all bad. Despite their attitudes the
kids where also extremely intelligent, talented, funny, even sweet.
I also made some great friends from all over the place and did some
zany things. I can honestly say that there was never a dull moment.
23 Favourite Camp Phrases
(as voted for by campers & counselors)
- Dumb mad bootie (that's stupid)
- Oh snap/shoot (oh shit!)
- Can't do nuthin' 'bout dat (you're on your own)
- Whodat? (who's that?)
- "We've got big behinds and we shake 'em all the time. We shake 'em
in your face and we shake 'em in your eyes, so don't mess with us."
(typical song)
- "My back is aching, my bra's too tight, my bootie's shaking from
left to right. Left, left, left, right, left." (another typical song)
- "Hey Sandra!" "What?" "Shake your bootie." "No way." (yet another
song)
- I'm taking a poop/I'm doing a number two. (I'm going really use
the toilet)
- Mad bootleg/tight bootleg (that's really stupid)
- Why are you all up in my grill? (why are you hassling me?)
- Don't you feel mad crunchy? (isn't it good?)
- Dem's fightin' words (so you want a challenge, eh?)
- Pigeons (women who think they're all dat but who are nothing)
- Scrubs (men who think they're all dat but who are nothing)
- Dat ain't right (that's not fair)
- Dat's nasty (that's disgusting)
- Yo, whassup? (greeting)
- Bust a cap in your ass (I'm going to shoot you)
- Same ol' same ol' (it's boring)
- Daggone (damn it)
- Woo chil' (exclamation)
- Ai (alright)
- "My momma's gonna sue you!" (self-explanatory)
The Weekends: Manhattan &
Long Island
Every two weeks when the kids head back home (and the
counselors celebrate), my Scottish friend Joan and I would explore
the Manhattan wilderness for the weekend. Along the way we did some
interesting things.
Like walking half the length of Manhattan Island from
the World Trade Center to Central Park.
Like going camping on Long Island with no idea where
we were heading but eventually finding a wonderful family who not
only let us stay on their site but also showed us the length and breadth
of Long Island.
Interesting stuff, indeed!
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